February 2011
Good Night
I’m going to immerse my brain in Lackadaisy
— and try not to remember that I started following Slenderman —
and try to go to sleep.
The Editoress: An Allegory of Immense Proportions... →
rangerkimmy:
editoress:
You sign up for flying lessons, but when you arrive, you simply sit in a lawn chair next to the pilot. You wait patiently for the pilot to take you to the plane and begin the lesson. In the meantime, he begins telling you about all his planes and how he came to name them.
“I would really like to…
…I’m puzzled, but I think that’s the point.
Well, he just rambles...
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van”
– my roommate (via rangerkimmy)
MASCHLE MEELK
Favorite use of written accent so far. Kim is the bomb.
slendermanwatchesyousleep liked your post
… Yay, me?
Sometimes I wish I could just take a break from...
Not really, but I’m still wondering at the fact that I just reblogged this from Slenderman. Really, Slenderman, you could fit in at any given prom. You’re dressed to kill.
An Allegory of Immense Proportions Relating Flight...
You sign up for flying lessons, but when you arrive, you simply sit in a lawn chair next to the pilot. You wait patiently for the pilot to take you to the plane and begin the lesson. In the meantime, he begins telling you about all his planes and how he came to name them.
“I would really like to learn to fly,” you prompt eventually.
“Then pay attention,” he tells you. ...
drfetus:
editoress replied to your post: people who write fan fiction about real people
What do you call those people?
cannibals
I think I just fell in love, but I’m not entirely sure.
How You Know You've Been on Tumblr Too Long
Try to type the word “humble” and end up with “humblr.”
It’s like an internet blog site that keeps you from being arrogant.
Kim
Please read for Freckle. Pleeeeease. Let tumblr bask in your maniacal glory.
but really
savethedaisies:
when i say i think alot about comics and sybolism and characters,
i mean it takes up my whole day.
like this morning i was eating breakfast and i thought that since Screw would be a pretty silent character, ill inject his personality through little visual details.
like mabye he has to sit on phone books when he is driving because he can barley reach the steering wheel
and...
I finished writing a chapter of Lackadaisy...
And now I’m onto another.
Claude, it’s your turn to mysteriously break up with Ivy.
Following Slenderman
I live on the edge.
I really want to show him the story document which shows that all the other monsters are stalking him.
January 2011
When people say they don't listen to music.
coolkidcherry:
weproveallyourfairytaleswrong:
There are people that don’t listen to music?
how do they live?
I don’t… understand.
I am practicing my flute for the first time in ages. This is partially out of nostalgia and partially because Gemeinhardt flutes sound unbelievably gorgeous and I want one.
Ugh I’m so inept at this. Come back, embouchure. Why did you leave me?
Aaaugh, I can't get Popular out of my head.
rangerkimmy:
This what I get for listening to the Wicked soundtrack with Elizabeth yesterday.
Ha ha!
Only it’s happening to me, too.
rangerkimmy:
nocontrolmylife:
Miley Cyrus:...
I keep seeing all of these "I will not have a...
rangerkimmy:
and I’m just kinda like
oh hey I’ll have a valentine this year
and I think it’s kinda nice
but I’ll just go over and sit in this tiny little corner
okay bye
D’aw, don’t let our Singles’ Awareness Day pessimism get you down. Just give us chocolate enough to last that one day and we’ll be out of your way.
And this is the part where none of you ever see me...
So today I was walking down a narrow, creepy hallway with a flickering light and I thought, “I should write a book about a monster. Maybe Slenderman.”
And then I thought,
When you make a typo in a post you've submitted...
rangerkimmy:
I WILL NEVER FIX THE TYPO IN TIME
MILLIONS WILL REBLOG MY SHAME
Lackadaisy Bang Bang →
rangerkimmy:
editoress:
rangerkimmy:
hi hello this is the fanfiction I wrote
it’s about Calvin at the police academy
yes I have a ff.net account
no I am pretty much never on it
Kim. Kim, I love you.
This is brilliant.
It was definitely entertaining to write. Glad you liked it! :D
AUGH I JUST NOTICED A TYPO. Must fix.
It was entertaining to read, too.
Now I must find that famous...
Lackadaisy Bang Bang →
rangerkimmy:
hi hello this is the fanfiction I wrote
it’s about Calvin at the police academy
yes I have a ff.net account
no I am pretty much never on it
Kim. Kim, I love you.
This is brilliant.
Supernatural
It deserves to be watched.
acrosselysianfields replied to your post: Oreos
Late July and Nutella or peanut butter = my current vice. I can’t let myself buy Late July cookies anymore, lest my peanut butter magically disappear overnight. And we won’t even discuss Nutella. :P
D’ah. That is also true. I had a spoonful of Nutella for no particular reason. And those cookies are good.
I’m almost — but not...
Oreos
They are strangely invigorating.
I just used them as a reward in some manner of operant conditioning while writing a couple of papers. They worked.
Accio doublestuff.
In the Battle Against Writer's Block: Something I... →
raider-wulf:
The ground beneath me shaking ripped me into consciousness. For a few startled seconds, I thought It was an earthquake. Realizing that not only was it not an earthquake, but remembering that I was not in fact on the earth at all, I haphazardly leapt out of the small shelf that served as my bunk….
Best Weekend Ever
I am a horribly boring host, but Kim didn’t seem to mind so much and I made tolerable food, so maybe that aspect was forgiven.
So Supernatural is an awesome (but slightly creepy) show. I was enthralled with it. Sam and Dean are hilarious, and there is plot. Huzzah! Then we read Lackadaisy aloud, which you all need to listen to sometime because Kim’s maniacal Freckle-laughter was...
I just sent Elizabeth directions to NGCSU so she...
rangerkimmy:
A woman giving directions for another woman to drive.
Oh, heavens.
Yeeees, so excited.
Oh, no, that means I’ll have to leave the kitchen.
“Gangsters, even, are symmetrical.”
– my dear roommate
ELIZABETH. DID YOU SEE MARY'S DRAWINGS OF...
rangerkimmy:
DID YOU?
DID YOU?
NO.
I heard about them, but never saw them. D: Where are they, that I might behold their beauty?
WHY IS TUMBLR NOT LETTING ME POST PICTURES/GIFS IN...
THIS POST INFURIATES KIMMY.
It’s just not the same without a picture.
Just taught my roommates the basics of karate.
Yeah, I’m Mr. Miyagi. That was the best karate lesson ever.
Where is the picture of that confident-looking stick figure when you need it?
The Legend of Something-or-Other
When are we going to have a Tumblr dance? I’ve heard of these things, but they might be a simple myth of the internet. I would like it if that happened, though. What with the contents of my dashboard, though it would just be a Disney and K-pop dance.